Every Western Conference team in 140 characters or less

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Previewing the Western Conference old-school Twitter style.

I am not an expert on Shakespeare, but I understand he coined the phrase “brevity is the soul of wit” in Hamlet.

I am also not a big expert on, or fan of, Twitter. Perhaps if the communications weren’t referred to as “tweets”, they wouldn’t seem so undignified. As far as I can tell, the only redeeming quality of Twitter is brevity, which admittedly can be a valuable trait in this day and age.

Because each “tweet” has a 140 character maximum, “tweeters” are forced to communicate their complete “thought” (loosely defined) within that limitation. Characters include letters, spaces between letters, and punctuation. (By the way, I just learned that Twitter recently raised its limit to 280 characters, which both cheapens the experience and coddles the garrulous. This post will be old-school limits.)

With the goals of brevity, soul and wit in mind, I have attempted to analyze each Western Conference team’s regular season chances in tweet-form, meaning with a 140 character limit. These predictions are only for the regular season. Perhaps more so this season than in years past, my playoff predictions would be different than these regular season predictions. For that reason, it may be better this season to finish in 8th place rather than 7th or 5th.

The other thing I realized while preparing this twitter-storm? The West will be a beast this season. Again.

Denver Nuggets

Jokic and the Joke-ettes. Deep, talented, with continuity. Low oxygen for visiting teams. Regular season best record? Probably. 1st place. (138 characters)

Los Angeles Clippers

Kawhi-George, plus most of last year’s deep pesky crew. Scary-good perimeter D. Favorites for crown, but load management makes them 2nd. (136 characters)

Houston Rockets

Harden – Westbrook, a pairing made in Heaven. Or Hell. Even harder to enjoy watching Rockets’ style, both for players and fans. 3rd place. (137 characters)

Los Angeles Lakers

LeBron – AD. Best duo ever? 1A and 1A. Questions about point guard and center and defense and chemistry, but they have Danny Green! 4th(??) (139 characters)

Utah Jazz

Gobert, new point Conley, Mitchell, Bogdanovic (needs shorter name) make them solid but not great. Solid would work better in the East. 5th place (136 characters)

Golden State Warriors

No longer Death Star, meaning Curry will surely wield his light saber more with KD/KT gone. Should be more fun to watch, but no D! 6th place. (137 characters)

Portland Trail Blazers

Raining in Portland again with Dame’s 3s and McCollum’s 2s. Whiteside 1-year contract gamble smart, but too many other better teams. 7th place (140 characters)

San Antonio Spurs

Our Spurs! Many good/very good players, none in top 20. Best coach to maximize this type of talent? Pop, hands down. Save the streak! 8th (139 characters)

New Orleans Pelicans

Nightly Zion-show may highlight a dangerous young team. Add ex-Laker/UCLA players hoping to run and stun, most likely to leap into top 8. 9th place. (138 characters)

Dallas Mavericks

Luka, Boban, Porzingis, favorite team of Eastern Europe. Also fun for USA fans to watch. Can Carlisle create a Sneaky Good team? Yup. 10th (138 characters)

Sacramento Kings

Lots of good young talent — Hield, D-Fox are a dynamic backcourt, Bagley/Barnes/Dedmon upfront. Alas, still the Kings. Sorry. 11th place (139 characters)

Oklahoma City Thunder

Durant, Harden and now Westbrook gone forever. Sad words: What could have been. If best players are Adams and CP3 you get 12th in the West. (139 characters)

Minnesota Timberwolves

One great player (KAT) and a cautionary tale about giving a max to an undeserving player (Wiggins). Another cold winter in MN. 13th place (137 characters)

Memphis Grizzlies

Transitioning from Grit and Grind to Get Out and Go. Ja Morant dishing dimes to the Jackson brothers, Slo-Mo trailing the play. 14th place (139 characters)

Phoenix Suns

Ricky Rubio will help Booker and Ayton get better. But Tyler Johnson (11/3/3 last year) making $19M?? Not too hot in Phoenix. 15th place (137 characters)

Every Western Conference team in 140 characters or less
Every Western Conference team in 140 characters or less

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